Alan: I mean, a lot of people would have used the money she gave Courtney for... I don't know medical insurance, a new car, maybe a college prep tutor for their idiot son.
Walden: You can have all those things, Alan.
Alan: I can?
Walden: Sure. You just have to make more money.
Two and a half men, season 9, episode 4: "Nine magic fingers".